Am a freshie. I was borned in Bungiland. But I live in England Sometimes I do weird stuff. I like eating crisps and rice with gusor salon. Sometimes I wake up at nights and have cornflakes. I luv paratas Am not very fond of stuk up tarts. Galz hu wear tight-fit tops wiv legins mke me sick. I feel sorry for bus drivers. Guys hu wear pink coloured nanny-jumpers wiv skinny jeans should be prosecuted for been a disgrace to the world of fashion. I love the Metro. People fink am judgemental...I fink der ryt. I have three aims in life: To love Allah, to be successful, and to stick Blair up Bush's arse till def do dem part. Unfortunately the last one seems quite impossible :S I fink lurv is Bullshite wiv a capital B. Oh and finally I'd like to say am not as dull as I sound. Honest!
Interests
I take interest in fingz wich am interested in which is quite interesing don't you fink?
The Apprentice, The Apprentice and The Apprentice!
Favorite Books
NOW UR TALKING!! Harry Potter all of em! Honeymoon, Night Time is My Time! Secret Smile! Raymond's Magician, Silverthorn n Sethanon! Mary Mary! & many many more includin d translation of d Holy Quran wich is interesting and three quarters ;)
Can somebody lend me The DaVinci Code and The Lord of The Rings please? I can't afford em and the library aint got em :S
Favorite Quote
Funny nai
Aiccha bala
U knw wer da door is...
Amma bala aso ni?
Beshi khaythe gele khom khawa zaina!
Babzabitchinit? (Bhabiz-a-bitch-init)
lolz
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WOHOOOO I HAD N INTERVIEW 2DAY OR GROUP INTERVIEW SHALL I SAY N HEK IT WAS DAUNTIN BLAADY MADE ME DO PRESENTATION!!! :S BUH ANYWAZ D GUD NEWS IS I RECIEVED A CALL FROM D LASSIE 2DAY SAYIN I FASHED!! I FORT SH SED UNSUCCESSFULL FIRST BUH I MISHERD! I WAS ACTUALLY SUCCESSFULL!!! YESH BABAY! ALHAMDULILLAH SUMMAT GUD HAPPENIN IN MA LYF AT LAST!! NYWZ IMA TELL MUM NOW HEHEEE SH GNA B SHURPRISED :D NOW ALL DAH REMAINS IS MA AAKHIRI KHAWAHISH!!! WICH IS 2 B ACCEPTED 4 SCIENCE DEGREE IN ASHTON UNI MAN! I DNT WANA FRIKIN DO LAW! ARGHH NOWAY KABHI NAHIN NOPE NAH NOT IN A MILLION YEARS NO-HEE NOOOOO! BUH I MYT HAV 2 :(
i abz where u working? im still workin in the saem place i was last year bt different job! and less hours and more pay hehehehehe im my own boss come in when i want leave when i want
one thing ill say is though the mehndi was the best though! coz i all us gals were sat up all night putting mehndi on! it was me n this ova gal doing mehndi all night but the ova gal was crap LOL so all her ppl came to me to do it properly lol :P
oh and the walima venue was soooo nice in the countryside ini ill show u some piks
yeh n i aint gna go to their house when the iftaari comes from the bride side he can welcome his howr bbari by him self! i dnt like em! they are so rude man! no manners no nuffin,
huh?? nah man! i gt alot of gusa wiv ma cuz man!! traitor he is!! friggin butt kisser! even d eldest bhabi was gusa wiv him! she was like none of us talk to him! basically we felt like outsiders in our wedding! its not a nice feeling! he gave me a salami present i left it there ddnt bother bringing it back! dnt need it!
LOL AHAHH AB UR ABT ME SECTION CRAKS ME UP!! LOL AHAHAH FRIGGIN JOKA KEEP IT UP! AND KHOBOR DAAR ELAAAN AMRA REH THOYAA ZAIBEH!! MARILAIMU!!! ARR HART ATTAK DEES NA REH BHAI! IM GTIN TOO OLD
abstaaaaaa ur ma star !! pls dnt tek ma shining star away!! bloody hell hi5 man it ruied all ma comments it put all old ones on there!! so i ddnt get to see ur comments till today!!
kitha khoitham reh bhai!! i been soo busy man!! friggin sasar goror bhais weddin!! e wanted it to be sooo perfect! lol but to be honest it jus ddnt feel like a weddin to be honest! bt what i loved abt it was that i gt to meet loadsa ppl that ive neva met b4, and when i dd meet em it felt like id known erm for ages! dnt u like it when u gt that feeling! zee dook lagseh when u hv to say bye n u know u aint gna see em agen till ike 10 years later or at anova weddin! isshhhh!! im knackered reh bhai!! pls no more weddings for a good 3 years!! atleast!! its dun ma head in!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHW!!! I ONLY REACTIVATED MY ACCOUNT 2 SEE WOT U SED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAKHEKEHEKEKEKE!! ND NOW I SHAL GO..I MISS U ALL MORE GOh..BUT GAAAAAAAAAAAAALL HAD HER REASONS FOR LEAVING..AND NO MATTER WOT..IF WE DON'T EVER TLK AGEN I'LL THANK ALAH SWT FOR LETTING ME MEET SUCH WONDERFUL BROTHERS LYK UUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! ALHAMDULILLAhh!!!
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS UUU...DNT 4 GET ME YEhh???..ALLAH HAFIZ
what the fekhhhh shropshire??? is dat wat it ses on there lolzz ahahaha i fort id changed where i live to sumwhere in wales or summin ahhahha bodliseh ni?
ABZTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUNGLEBOI!!! BRO HOW U BEEEN??? AMI BALA ASI NUFF BOUT ME WHAT U DOIN? U STILL WORKIN IN DAT SHAHRUKH KHAN PLACE EMMM ASSKIDENT CLAIM FINACACE NAH KITA??? IM AT HOME GTIN FAT!! NO JOKE!!! I ONLY GO WORK LIKE 2DAYS! JUS FORT ID LET U KNOW AMI ALIVE.. lol i aint ded yet!! take care.... emmmm kush takyo.... and make sure u wear sunblock (and carry a umbrella always) cant trust da british weatha hey... x
hayyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa ji haan amee bala asee...hws u doin...khaam khaaz khorai nee na deen deen boythakhso...khaam dorro...sasa saseer naam roshon khoro :D lolzzz
xamz went :S sum wer xtremely hard bt i shant b tlkin abwt em or results...COS IV BLOKD DEM OUT NANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN