Music, reading, movies, sport, hiking, MSN, cookery, Live gigs.....

Bon Jovi, Metallica, Seether, Guns N'Roses, Green Day, Hinder, Black Stone Cherry, Megadeth, Nickelback, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Ozzy, Sabbath, Sheryl Crow, RATM, The Darkness, Three Days Grace... lots more...

Current Favorite Artists / Bands: Rock and Metal- See above.
Favorite Song: Depends on mood but Hinder's "Homecoming Queen" and Black Stone Cherry's "Hell and High Water" are making me smile at the moment.

Favorite Album: hmm... Master of Puppets (Metallica) maybe? or Black Stone Cherry's self titled debut, that's great.

Favorite Music Video: I prefer music to music VIDEO's, but Seether's "Remedy" is good, as in "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by the mighty Darkness. I also like the new one for "What I've done" by Linkin Park, I think that's clever.

American Pie movies, Aliens, Blade Trinity, The Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, The Crow, LOTR trilogy, Star Wars, Serenity, My Summer of Love, Mrs Doutfire...mixed bag.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, newly discovered Firefly (Joss Whedon- legend), South Park, Scrubs!!, Simpsons, Hex.., and more football than is good for one person. And, shamefully, how clean is your house. Although, as addicted as that makes me sound, I don't actually watch a lot of TV!

Almost everything by Stephen King, early Dark Tower, The Talisman and Black House especially. Harry Potter series, The Dark Materials Trilogy, Wuthering Heights, Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles, early Pratchett, early Anita Blake (before Hamilton decided plot wasn't the way to go and multiple, cringeworthy sexual encounters were the way to go-no,) The Secret History, I have trifled with James Patterson,(thanks Ash), Dean Koontz's Frankenstein, Eragon and Eldest by Paolini were good... I'm an English grad. I read a LOT, okay??

"It does not do to dwell on dreams... and forget to live"


"Relationships don't work they way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something"...

J.D.: --I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.

(The Janitor takes a second to process this answer).

Janitor: Uhhh....

J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man -- I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!

Janitor: What!?! Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!