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Birthday

August 7

Location

BIRMINGHAM, United Kingdom

About Me

Interests

I like playing polo, collecting stamps, train spotting and yoga.................... if u believed that den u'll believe ANYTHING lol! Ohh yeh im also the POPE (i exchanged my white popes hat 4 a new black NY cap, wat can i say im a funky pope)

Favorite Music

Current Favorite Artists / Bands: I eitha like listening to music like Britney Spears, Charlotte Church, Nsync, Peter Andre and THE SPICE GIRLS (actually i aint gon lie i used 2 like the spice girlz wen i was younga, i used 2 run around the hood screaming GIRL POWER)............................................................OR i listen to music such as HIP HOP! 2pac, Immortal technique, Crooked I and Yukmouth.........................................I'll let y'all make an educated guess on which i actually like.....
 

Favorite Movies

BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT, Menace 2 society, Man on fire, Alfie, Lord of the rings, Mr and Mrs Smith
 

Favorite TV Shows

I used 2 like Eastenders, i used 2 watch it all the time n cudnt even miss a single show but now its starting 2 get boring as fucc, i also used 2 like BIG BROTHER but since Maxwell and Science have gone its gone $hite! but the best 2 shows ever are 24 and NIP/TUCK followed closely by desperate housewifes
 

Favorite Books

Most people here say KARMA SUTRA but i aint eva read that $hit but im sho if i read it den it'll b my fav book but till i do read it my favorite book has to be THE JUNGLE BOOK cuz thats the only book i eva read n i got it free with weetabix soo i thought mite aswell read it, got 2 about the fifth page n thought FUC DAT LONG LONG TING and dat was a good 10 years ago n since then i aint eva read a book, but hopefuly 1 day (wen im as bored as a gay guy in a lap dancing club) i'll read a good book
 

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Arite was happenin my brothaz from otha mothaz n my sistas from different mistaz, was happenin anywayz, hope all of y'all have been kool, i aint rote 1 of these in ages n every1s been begging me 2 rite anotha 1 so here it is, since tha last time i rote 1 i'v had a job and i'v quit it, yess i fukin quit the job, dun it 4 2 weeks at a place called EQUINITY (has any1 worked ther?) anywayz hated da job so i only dun 2 weeks of easy trainin and easy money n b4 they started me on da real job i left, was easy money :D and if any of the peeps who wer in my training group are reading this by any small chance, it was wiked knowing u lot, all of u wer proppa safe.

 

now 1 of the reasons i left dat place was cuz it was a call centa and if sum1 foned u up n they got pissed off n started going on sikk with u, u cant say nuffin back, u gotta b nice 2 em n i dnt fink i cud do dat, if sum1 foned up n dey wer gettin cocky best believe i'd ripp em i wudnt b able 2 b all nice 2 em n shit, i'd b like "yehh u goin on sikk, dissing me? carry on, do ur worst, just rememba i got ur address right infront of me and i got all ur finacial information right here to, so i dare u 2 carry on goin sick, i double dare u!" i garantee u that they'll change ther tune but i'll also get sacked at the same time, so i thought rather leave b4 they sack me anywayz.

 

that reminds me was talkin 2 my cuzn 2day n she toldd mewen she was working at a call centa sum paki geeza foned up and anotha paki geeza answered n dat guy who foned up was goin on sikk with the geeza at the call centa n this call centa was 2 do with credit cards and and they would issue u a credit card 2 wateva ur name is and den send it 2 u, so wat this call center guy did was send that guy a credit card but instead of his name on da credit card which cud have been "mr abdul ali" he put the name as "mr paki bastard" wen i herd that i was in creases, now dats wat u call a sikk idea! but my man did get sacked but i rekon it was worth it.

 

Now its to the turn of asian gayz, therz bare fukin asian gayz around man! fuck sakes! i cant believe how many undercova asian gays ther are and if ur muslim how the fuck can u b a gay muslim? some of em are openly gay but they claim 2 b muslims like dat KAMAL dat was on big brother a few years back, and uno wat i herd therz a guy who works in a shop in sparkhill birmingham (any1 around this area will deffo kno the shop and the guy) who likes to take it up the batty, no word of a lie! 1 of my mates went in2 his shop n he goes ahh he was tryin 2 chirpse me up and was tellin me bout gay clubs n stuff n at the time i thought my mates jus chattin shit, but then like 2 months later i was chattin2  da guy who works inda shops bredrin n he was tellin me dat his a batty boy aswell so its gotta b tru, truss me every1 in sparkhill/balsall heath and sparkbrook definatly knows this shop but i aint gunan say who it is. 

 

but yeh therz bare asian batty manz, its fuked up man, i see sum in town aswell, u jus look at em n da way they walk u can tell they'v taken it up the batty, walking pidgeon toed n shit.

 

now i was told to right about gyals asses by a certain individual so gyals this wasnt my idea anotha GIRL told me 2 do it so blame her dnt giv me non of ur hate mail, so ladz tell me wat kinda asses do u like? with me its the bigger the better i aint even gunna lie about dat, now its the girls turn, can all of u girls tell us lads wat kinda asses u possess, thank u pleaz :) and if u dnt wanna do it on here u can message me in private n tell me all about it ;) 

 

ok now this is about anotha gyal i kno, all girls do this, gyals are soo guallable im tellin ya, ok this gyal not gunna name no names, is/was going out with this guy, and she thinks his cheating on her, she had bare lil clues b4 like she used 2 see bare diff gyals pics in his room n shit n now his best mate told her dat he was cheating on her and she should leave him (what a fucking DICKHEAD tho, str8 up wat a snitch, if i had a best mate like dat who snitched on me about anything dnt matta if i was rong or rite best belive he wudnt b my best mate no more) anywayz she goes he told me cuz he see's her as a lil sista 2 him blaah blah blah i personally think he only told her cuz he wants a piece of her n thinks dat if he tels her she gunna leave her man n he'll get with her but anywayz she knows his cheating now, BUT still i garantee u dat she'll go bak 2 him, because gyals are dumb like dat, she knows his cheatin 4 deffo but he'll say a thing here n der n she'll b like AWWWWW I LOVE U, YEHH I DO TRUST U AND I KNO U'LL NEVA DO IT BLAAH BLAAH BLAAH lol gyals are soo gullable especially wen they think ther in "LOVE" wen a gyal thinks shes in love dats it shes blind 2 everything! 

 

Last thing, has any1 got a blue peter badge or know any1 whos got 1? i alwayz wanted 1 of those muthafukaz, i need 2 find sum1 who was good as a kid n got 1 soo i can batter em and rob that fukin badge n den i can say "wen i was younga i was soo good they gave me a blue peter badge"

 

The quote of the day is "If you love me, I love you, the same way you trust me, I trust you. The same way you hug me, I'll hug you but the first time it's fuck me, it's fuck you!"

 

Anywayz adious, im'a ghost, im gone, 1 love.

 

p.s gotta mention KIRAN or she gunna kick my ass, so ther ya go i dun mentioned u :D u betta buy me a pizza now! and if any1 else wanna buy me a pizza i will kindly accept ur offer  :)

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Aug 27, 2008 6:57 AM
 
heyaaaa
u ayttt??
wat u up 2?/
tc xx
 
Aug 11, 2008 3:51 PM
 
hi an thanx 4
add me in so
u ok
 
Aug 11, 2008 12:07 PM
 
hiiyaa yuuh alryt...profyl lukiin tik
fnx 4 da add hun mwhzz x x x
scwible baakzz x x x
 
Jul 25, 2008 1:19 PM
 
yeyyeyeye bda boi yu luking nxxxc in yur pik boi mwahxx:p;
 
Jul 23, 2008 1:15 PM
 
eyoo

u awitee

xxxx
 
Jul 22, 2008 3:06 PM
Lishy says:
 
Peek-a-boo!!!! ma next door neighbour lol :P
 
Jul 16, 2008 5:22 PM
Lishy says:
 
that was quick lolss
 
 
Jul 5, 2008 6:49 AM
 
hiya jus 2 let u know ma mate really fancies u!!!
 
Jul 5, 2008 6:45 AM
 
hiya jus 2 let u know ma m8 really fancies u!!!
 
Jul 3, 2008 11:59 AM
 
I LOVE YOU
 
Jun 18, 2008 10:22 AM
 
heyyy..:sexc!!lol.
 
Jun 2, 2008 5:05 AM
 
hey dude!!
 
May 31, 2008 4:24 PM
 
WtZ Goin On U kUl

wUut

xXXxx
 
May 24, 2008 2:56 PM
 
hIyA U AwIt3

DrOppiNg By ShWiNg SuM lUv

hPe Ur BlEssEd hOlla
 
May 22, 2008 1:50 PM
 
Loool Ima Gud Girll :D
 
May 22, 2008 9:23 AM
 
Elloo Stranger x
 
May 20, 2008 8:22 AM
 
fanks 4 the add
 
May 9, 2008 4:03 PM
 
shak u bk??? when u gt bk u scank neva even told me :) x
 
May 6, 2008 3:26 AM
Asma says:
 
kooool profile lmao bare jokes lol hw u doin?ina beh



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