1.Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to   plant you right here!

2.Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw

3.I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you

4.My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going

5.I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it

6.Wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart,  so I could ride you all day long for a quarter

7.If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

8.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

9.I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

10.Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

11.Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons

12.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

13.Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

14. Hi my name is __ __, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long

15.The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word

16.I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

17.I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room

18.Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I’ve seem to have lost mine

19.Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long

20.Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

21.I look good on you

22.I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house

23.Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag

24.If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

25.I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

26.That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too

27.I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

28.If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous

29.Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long

30.Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams